tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-743927197300099198.post5346177874539396454..comments2023-10-31T03:59:31.911-07:00Comments on FERTILE: Goodnight, Cockroach Bitch, Goodnight FOREVER!Krissyfacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12920615943684795695noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-743927197300099198.post-39150865983764520212008-04-07T17:07:00.000-07:002008-04-07T17:07:00.000-07:00Strangely, my early life in an Astoria apt not far...Strangely, my early life in an Astoria apt not far from yours brings back memories of being fascinated lby the little bastards running up the wall at bkfst. My poor mom would get so upset that she woould cry and then clean again and again with an incredible energy. I guess that was the beginning of my clean gene, too.<BR/>By the way, don't swat them. You must smash the shit out of them and hear their wails and screams to be rid of them!dadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13536535981676060246noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-743927197300099198.post-25551368980878771782008-03-31T08:00:00.000-07:002008-03-31T08:00:00.000-07:00At this post, I was somehow compelled to consult w...At this post, I was somehow compelled to consult with my good friend google.<BR/><BR/>The 'funnest' way to get rid of those nasty cockroaches, in my opinion:<BR/><BR/>A bowl of cheap wine placed under the sink will kill roaches; they drink, fall in and dieProntohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02054323216426451490noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-743927197300099198.post-83705697568466142772008-03-30T19:51:00.000-07:002008-03-30T19:51:00.000-07:00Jeremy, you're so right. And cockroaches eat far l...Jeremy, you're so right. And cockroaches eat far less than midgets, so I guess I should count my lucky stars for that...<BR/><BR/>Scoot, it's not your fault. But just so you know, I blame you for all this.<BR/><BR/>Chele, I think you're right. Anything that will outlive me in a nuclear holocaust deserves to be studied further. BlechhhhKrissyfacehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12920615943684795695noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-743927197300099198.post-50095626974147323122008-03-30T10:25:00.000-07:002008-03-30T10:25:00.000-07:00Yes, if you were to freeze a cockroach for months ...Yes, if you were to freeze a cockroach for months it would come back to life when you defrost it.<BR/>Scientists should study them more...Chelehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07551893356779865649noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-743927197300099198.post-26049447024831175972008-03-30T06:22:00.000-07:002008-03-30T06:22:00.000-07:00Sadly, they are called the German cockroach becaus...Sadly, they are called the German cockroach because German immigrants during the great immigrations of last century brought them to this country in their luggage... and on their person.<BR/><BR/>Ew. Dude, I'm telling you... call me a fascist Jew hater, goose step in front of me... I can take it.<BR/><BR/>Remind me of the ongoing infestation that my people inflicted upon this continent... now THAT hurts.I'm Scooter, but I might be a troll.https://www.blogger.com/profile/15236323080277874167noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-743927197300099198.post-67045178871375886882008-03-30T06:17:00.000-07:002008-03-30T06:17:00.000-07:00could be worse; you could be infested with midgets...could be worse; you could be infested with midgets.<BR/><BR/>their heads are way too big to fit into the little black poison boxes, and once they lay their eggs in your upholstery you'll never get rid of 'em.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-743927197300099198.post-83831647967342140882008-03-30T04:40:00.000-07:002008-03-30T04:40:00.000-07:00Chele, hearing you describe cockroaches in such lo...Chele, hearing you describe cockroaches in such lovingly and fascinating detail almost makes me feel...wait a second, SMACK!!! Sorry, just had to smash a cockroach. Wait, what was I saying?<BR/><BR/>It will live after you defrost it???<BR/><BR/>Ginormous, I'm jealous. I grew up in suburbia, see, and I know gypsy moth caterpillars and termites. But these little brown horrors just give me the creeps. It's one of the downsides of city life. Thank goodness there aren't many.Krissyfacehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12920615943684795695noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-743927197300099198.post-86005020016836404132008-03-29T21:24:00.000-07:002008-03-29T21:24:00.000-07:00Thank god I haven't had to see a cockroach in a lo...Thank god I haven't had to see a cockroach in a long while. We also had filthy neighbors and thanks to them, I didn't cook in my place for a year.Ginormous Boobshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06335608382300411903noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-743927197300099198.post-36656428533038032192008-03-29T21:09:00.000-07:002008-03-29T21:09:00.000-07:00I think I am the only person who is fascinated by ...I think I am the only person who is fascinated by cockroaches. I dont like having them in my room but they dont scare me. I think it is fascinating how they can outlive radiation, mutate more if squashed and carrying eggs, grow new bodyparts if head or body is severed, if you put it in the freezer it will still live when you defrost it.<BR/>Man I am a geek who watches way to much national geographic channelChelehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07551893356779865649noreply@blogger.com