tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-743927197300099198.post5782972822221683657..comments2023-10-31T03:59:31.911-07:00Comments on FERTILE: Big Pimpin'Krissyfacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12920615943684795695noreply@blogger.comBlogger20125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-743927197300099198.post-90624209798930057762009-01-15T06:52:00.000-08:002009-01-15T06:52:00.000-08:00I think the technical term is actually "Cockograph...I think the technical term is actually "Cockographer",<BR/><BR/>And, $75 an hour isn't all that bad.....Prontohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02054323216426451490noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-743927197300099198.post-90962549865079393662009-01-10T21:13:00.000-08:002009-01-10T21:13:00.000-08:00boy do i feel you.as far as the streneous cover le...boy do i feel you.as far as the streneous cover letter revamp.please.kill.me.ugh.MsFreshBananaPuddinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05890007816284521647noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-743927197300099198.post-38727228866383001132009-01-10T09:57:00.000-08:002009-01-10T09:57:00.000-08:00Mouthful. Ha. You've got a pretty big mouth...Mouthful. Ha. You've got a pretty big mouth...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-743927197300099198.post-32794048014661046332009-01-09T06:08:00.000-08:002009-01-09T06:08:00.000-08:00Hey! They don't call it the "money shot" for nothi...Hey! They don't call it the "money shot" for nothin'... Ba dum tish.Just Sayin'https://www.blogger.com/profile/03008260829325236221noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-743927197300099198.post-1291916036461320482009-01-09T05:12:00.000-08:002009-01-09T05:12:00.000-08:00Cockphotographer.That's a mouthful.Omglol.Cockphotographer.<BR/><BR/>That's a mouthful.<BR/><BR/>Omglol.Krissyfacehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12920615943684795695noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-743927197300099198.post-91279069956473703322009-01-08T17:24:00.000-08:002009-01-08T17:24:00.000-08:00woops forgot the linkfor afore mentioned cock phot...woops forgot the link<BR/>for afore mentioned cock photographer<BR/>http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/f3a2605847/craigslist-penis-photographer-featuring-bob-odenkirk-from-fod-teamfuhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15001034000175605765noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-743927197300099198.post-46885777023777950162009-01-08T17:22:00.000-08:002009-01-08T17:22:00.000-08:00how's about 80 bucks an hour but if it hits you I ...how's about 80 bucks an hour but if it hits you I throw in an extra $100?<BR/><BR/>or you could just do this:<BR/>craigslist cock photographerfuhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15001034000175605765noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-743927197300099198.post-83551313239628032242009-01-08T17:19:00.000-08:002009-01-08T17:19:00.000-08:00This comment has been removed by the author.fuhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15001034000175605765noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-743927197300099198.post-75344457327552131922009-01-08T06:11:00.000-08:002009-01-08T06:11:00.000-08:00Cat, I'm totally doing that too. Sigh. I feel like...Cat, I'm totally doing that too. Sigh. I feel like in this economy though, I'm spamming the hell out of potential employers.<BR/><BR/>Nitewalk, I never thought of it like that...<BR/><BR/>Linda, I'm seeing that too. I'm too lazy to follow up with my Monster acct. or any other one though...<BR/><BR/>String, But I don't WANT to pose nude. I would consider doing one of those foot fetish parties though, you know, where guys pay you to, um, have fun with your feet?Krissyfacehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12920615943684795695noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-743927197300099198.post-57999212493483353372009-01-08T04:42:00.000-08:002009-01-08T04:42:00.000-08:00I'm amazed at the amount of people that simply don...I'm amazed at the amount of people that simply don't respond. Although your story is rather... amusing. Perhaps you should try it in reverse. Post an ad. I charge $75 / hour. Will pose nude.The Third Stringhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05756964287191710557noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-743927197300099198.post-51656337736033538022009-01-07T19:45:00.000-08:002009-01-07T19:45:00.000-08:00As useful as craigslist can be, in some ways it's ...As useful as craigslist can be, in some ways it's just pretty goddamn sleazy. I can't tell you how many writer jobs I've come across that expect people with degrees and experience to work for $10/hour. Personal ads are even worse!Vegas Linda Louhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17653067016683159930noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-743927197300099198.post-75815802643565301982009-01-07T18:02:00.000-08:002009-01-07T18:02:00.000-08:00Perhaps you should investigate this proposition as...Perhaps you should investigate this proposition as a new business venture. The gay guys are very loyal and when the 'word of mouth' referrals start who knows where it cuold go.<BR/>Think about the franchising possibilities (esp SF)nitewalk6https://www.blogger.com/profile/16316020152430598939noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-743927197300099198.post-33609923712436328982009-01-07T16:39:00.000-08:002009-01-07T16:39:00.000-08:00Doh! Friggin pervs, huh?Oh yah, I always just cut...Doh! Friggin pervs, huh?<BR/><BR/>Oh yah, I always just cut/paste my cover letters and change a word here and there.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-743927197300099198.post-57621825023114122962009-01-07T12:51:00.000-08:002009-01-07T12:51:00.000-08:00Jack, In the immortal words of Mr. George Michael,...Jack, In the immortal words of Mr. George Michael, you just gotta have faith (faith, faith). (butt shake)<BR/><BR/>Boo, coffee? do tell. Ohhhh, it's because I done made you laugh so much, right? Right?<BR/><BR/>Kim, Bring Scooter with you when you go though. I have a feeling he might want more than photos.<BR/><BR/>KZ, I'm not quite that desperate yet. Talk to me again next month.<BR/><BR/>Ron, wait, that just doesn't compute.<BR/><BR/>XL, Waka waka!Krissyfacehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12920615943684795695noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-743927197300099198.post-69232764283270228722009-01-07T11:34:00.000-08:002009-01-07T11:34:00.000-08:00Hey, at least the photo guy wasn't requiring "hand...Hey, at least the photo guy wasn't requiring "hands on" job training!LẌhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06337382169476392640noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-743927197300099198.post-72607856629383305362009-01-07T11:04:00.000-08:002009-01-07T11:04:00.000-08:00Ok how about just taking the nude photos. That mea...Ok how about just taking the nude photos. That means your naked when you take the pictures, right? Hmmm... and lets see $75 an hour I will most likely only need you for about 5 minutes so that means $6.25 for you :)<BR/><BR/>Seriously, best of luck in the job hunt!!Warped Mind of Ronhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15670039992710968421noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-743927197300099198.post-38014456499762348012009-01-07T10:36:00.000-08:002009-01-07T10:36:00.000-08:00HAHA, I can't believe you didn't go for it!;)HAHA, <BR/>I can't believe you didn't go for it!<BR/>;)krista zeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12102577153464973499noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-743927197300099198.post-28952825780731178162009-01-07T09:41:00.000-08:002009-01-07T09:41:00.000-08:00Hmmm.. where do you live? Can I have his #? Soun...Hmmm.. where do you live? Can I have his #? Sounds like a quick buck for a flat fee. Actually I should just post my own ad on CL - I'll take pics of anything - $250.00 for up to an hour. Hmmm...kimberkarahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09429679526955249898noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-743927197300099198.post-51023673480769710332009-01-07T07:47:00.000-08:002009-01-07T07:47:00.000-08:00You owe me a new keyboard because this one is soak...You owe me a new keyboard because this one is soaked with coffee.Booyahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12102414970705364194noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-743927197300099198.post-67499224799812703822009-01-07T07:41:00.000-08:002009-01-07T07:41:00.000-08:00Sorry, K. You deserve your perfect job: graphical...Sorry, K. You deserve your perfect job: <I>graphically designing</I> guys jerking off.<BR/><BR/>But, seriously, good luck finding something you'll enjoy. 8^)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com