Thursday, July 1, 2010

oh, oh, it's magic...

Have you ever tried Rain organic vodka? Well, it comes in a luuurvely bottle that looks like it was hand made by a glass blower in...wherever it is that glass blowing is popularly practiced. It has a blue glass stopper and it looked so pretty sitting there on the shelf at the liquor store, its crystal clear liquid swirling pristinely, beckoning and taunting: "Come on...I've been distilled seven times. SEVEN! I'm organic, and you know what that means: Health Food. That's right! Vodka is now good for you!"

I just had to have it. Me, the born-again vodka drinker, washed anew after having discovered diet tonic (woot! buh-bye calorie-laden cabernet, 'red to the lips, right to the hips' no more!), I was so excited I almost uncorked that shit in the car home, just to see if it was as magical as its packaging promised.

Well. Two drinks last night, and I wasn't feeling a thing. No floaty-I'm-really-pretty sensation which is my usual result from a couple VTs. So, I had another. And then, yep. One more. Mistake. I went to the bathroom damn if the bed didn't look so cozy and sweet to me...

I woke up at 4 am with a hammering in my skull, and the beginning of what might be the worst hangover I've had in years.

I hate you, organic vodka. Die a thousand deaths.

3 comments:

江婷 said...

在莫非定律中有項笨蛋定律:「一個組織中的笨蛋,恆大於等於三分之二。」.................................................................

Gringa-n-Mexico said...

Aahahahahahhaha NICE.

:D

I on the other hand had my husband buy a bottle of 40 peso Vodka ($3.25) of which was distilled I imagine just enough to be CLEAR.

Vodka doesn't have carbs and I'm lo-carbing so I thought it would be a super idea to mix it with some diet sangria.

Half a bottle later and I WAS feeling pretty but FOUR hours after I went to bed and the baby woke up for the day - it wasn't such a great idea any longer.

Stupid Vodka. Damn babies.

;D

芸茂 said...

成熟,就是有能力適應生活中的模糊。.................................................................