Saturday, April 25, 2009

Walt Disney is rolling in his frozen grave

For those of you who have been reading this blog for a while, (and I apologize to you folks, for so many reasons...but really, what the hell is wrong with you people anyway?!) you might recall me blogging about my weird-ass dreams. Recently I wrote a whole wastebasketful of nonsense about a recurring nighmare in which I have the painful urge to the pee and can only find filthy, feces-encrusted public toilets available for my use. Oh, and I'm also usually barefoot.

Last night's dream, though...I don't know WHERE that came from. I did drink a stoopid amount of pink champagne at a friend's birthday party and then go home and stuff microwave popcorn in my face while watching repeats of Grey's Anatomy, but I am not sure why I dreamed that Lily and I went on a vacation and had to share our hotel bed with two full-grown female lions.

The lions were tame(ish) and liked to cuddle, but shit, they were still fucking gigantic bloodthirsty jungle cats with claws specifically designed to tear flesh away from bone. And this thought plagued me as I crawled into bed with my child. Maybe it's all the Christian the Lion stuff I am seeing on the internet. I think they just wrote a book about that guy. Anyway.

So, it gets weirder. I'd also forgotten to pack any clothes for the trip, but my aunt was kind enough to supply me with an adult-sized Mickey Mouse bathing suit. But stuck inside the crotch was a used menstrual pad, filled with blood, and I couldn't seem to remove it.

Thoughts, guys?

7 comments:

xl said...

Under the those circumstances, I think the dream means you are an optimist as you were sleeping with lions and not Great White sharks.

rkintn said...

I think no more pink champagne and microwave popcorn for you before bedtime, missy! I wouldn't read too much into them. I think dreams are more our brains way of takin' out the trash and most of the time they don't mean anything.

It was pretty crazy, though! LOL

nitewalk6 said...

Maybe you should back down the Xanax and Zoloft dosages.

I was following the scenerio until the used maxi came into view. Some other hidden meaning there.

I'm Scooter, but I might be a troll. said...

Kristin, I don't know what to say about it, except that I appreciate you sharing these things with us.

Mr. Poopie said...

I think you may have gotten Minnie Mouse's suit instead. . .

Jack said...

Heh, heh. Gray's Anatomy.

Warped Mind of Ron said...

The lions seemed pretty cool and if they liked to cuddle even better. The suit and pad deal means you should either take more xanax or less :)