I awoke this morning to a smear of poop on my bedcovers and a kitten scampering away with shit feet because he stepped right in his own excrement while trying to cover it up in the litter box.
Asshole.
So, Lily and I gave him his first bath today.
I thought he might go like Michael Jackson, his little heart was bursting and beating so fast out his chest.
But instead, we dried him off and Lily carried him around wrapped in a towel like a baby for a while, then he crawled up on my pillow and passed out.
Shhhh.
5 comments:
"Exploding Kitten Heart" sounds like an awesome death metal band name.
That will teach that dirty kitty!
Just like the Jackson song P.Y.T.
(Poopy Young Tabby).
This reads like a horror story to me--I am so not an animal person. How do you do it???
Just wait til you step in a pile of cold puke during the nite.
We have one that if the litter box is not perfectly cleaned he shits on the floor, just to let us know.
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