Saturday, June 27, 2009

365: Day 5

Lily has reached that age where her childlike curiosity leads her to ceremoniously disrobe all of her toys, even the ones with no discernible genitalia (which, I kind of hope, is most of them). She tore the britches off poor Animal with the fervor of a starving dog with a bone, then left him in a lurid heap on her bed like a washed up, schlumpy porn star.



I'd like to say that I have no memory of doing this myself as a child, but I distinctly remember a Disney World trip at around Lil's age when my cousin Simeon and I each got a Pinnochio doll, and engaged in a dead heat race to see who could strip him of his lederhosen first.

I am pretty sure he won.

6 comments:

Kimber said...

Thanks for the LOL!

I'm Scooter, but I might be a troll. said...

"Schlumpy porn star" is a phrase that needs more usage.

onebadmamajama said...

Poor Animal LOL

Warped Mind of Ron said...

Looks like Animal had one heck of a time there :)

kay zee said...

the handcuffs make it

Mr. Poopie said...

Ah, one of my more memorable childhood games. Thanks for the nostalgic moment.

My poor little sisters barbies never stood a chance with the horny Knight Rider around either. They dug the car.