But get off my back, man. I'm doing my best.
Here is a picture of a firecracker that almost took my goddamned head off.
OK, I exaggerate. But if I didn't, I wouldn't be me.
Mwah!
This SHIT is BANANAS
4 years ago
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Sadie almost stabbed me in the head with a lit sparkler on the Fourth.
You know, it amazes me how often explosives, firearms, and alcohol are so thoroughly mixed on the Fourth of July in so many places, and how so few people die from it each year.
wait, isn't Sadie, like, 2?
You lunatic.
Did you put one in the baby's bouncy seat too?
It makes me a little sad that my kids will never enjoy the 4th like I did as a kid...unsupervised with a lit cigarette to light the fireworks with LOL
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