Lily has reached that age where her childlike curiosity leads her to ceremoniously disrobe all of her toys, even the ones with no discernible genitalia (which, I kind of hope, is most of them). She tore the britches off poor Animal with the fervor of a starving dog with a bone, then left him in a lurid heap on her bed like a washed up, schlumpy porn star.
I'd like to say that I have no memory of doing this myself as a child, but I distinctly remember a Disney World trip at around Lil's age when my cousin Simeon and I each got a Pinnochio doll, and engaged in a dead heat race to see who could strip him of his lederhosen first.
I am pretty sure he won.
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Thanks for the LOL!
"Schlumpy porn star" is a phrase that needs more usage.
Poor Animal LOL
Looks like Animal had one heck of a time there :)
the handcuffs make it
Ah, one of my more memorable childhood games. Thanks for the nostalgic moment.
My poor little sisters barbies never stood a chance with the horny Knight Rider around either. They dug the car.
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