Thursday, January 15, 2009

Just in time for Christmas. Er...or, Valentine's Day...

Hey lovers...
Just a quick note; I had to turn comment modification on because apparently there are some crackpots out there who like to spam blogs with their weird creepiness. Anyway, if you comment and it doesn't appear right away, don't panic!!! It will! Promise. Hopefully I can turn the modification off soon and we will all may comment freely once again, and all will be right with the world.

Love, Krissyface


Now, on with the show...

So, I'm bored at work again. And you know what that means.
No, I'm not watching internet porn. That's what you guys do.

No, no, no sillies!!!I'm scouring the youtube for some of the strangest videos I can find, so that I may creep you all out with them!

Today we take have a peek at some of the most wack-ass toys ever. Remember Kenner?
Have a look!

This is freaking kick ass.
Is this the most bizarre doll ever? I am now going to go on an ebay manhunt for this horror show so that I can scare future generations of little Krissyface girls with it...



How about this one? I know I always wanted to practice milking on a toy...cow.



I don't think he's circumcised.


This looks fun. But not at all. You can tell the ad agency reallllly burned the midnight oil trying to figure out a way to market this one and make it seem...not lame.



She's really into...trolls?

25 comments:

The Third String said...

Hey fucker. I think it works.

Kimber said...

I don't recall ever seeing any of those commercials.
I believe that the laughing doll had to have been the inspiration for Chucky.
No, that peeing doll was not circumcised. That leads me to a question - to circumcise or not to circumcise? I hope I don't have to make the choice.

kay zee said...

I deleted that LOUD video...

Just for u :)

Warped Mind of Ron said...

Please don't modify my comments :(

First off I think I saw that giggling doll in the movie Salem's Lot. Secondly I think that cow milking tow would have really taken off it were'tn for all the kids drinking it and all the lead paint involved. As for troll Barbie, am I the only person that would have given Barbie a colorful Bush and armpit hair?

Scooter said...

I had to turn on word verification. Blech.

nitewalk6 said...

Oh, the good old days.
I miss my 'Mr Potato Head' that used real taters and Lincoln Logs and the game Cootie's.
Kids don't have to pretend anymore... sigh

Krissyface said...

arghh

comment moderation is lame.

Krissyface said...

note to anonymous,

your comment was hilar, but I didn't publish it, b/c I'm trying to discourage haters from coming to the blog. That means not addressing them and thereby encouraging mo' spam.

Sorry, love!

The Self-Deprechaun said...

Wow these would cause me to wet my bed (i mean moreso). That troll barbie is outrageous, what demographic does that one appeal to?

Baby laugh a lot will kill you in your sleep!

FERTILE!

xl said...

Never saw any of those TV spots. I do wonder what happens if one drinks the "pretend milk."

Jack said...

Next time, go with porn.
Comment modification...

Krissyface said...

Stringy, thanks. So it does.

Kim, omg!!! I took Lily to your blog yesterday to show her that pic of Sadie on the potty, because I thought she'd get a kick out of it. And low and behold...

well, let's just say I clicked away real fast. ("What was THAT, Mama?!?!?!")

You minx. And if you ask me, there's no point at all to circumcision. I'd say do the research. You'll find it very informative. Penn and Teller's "Bullshit" (you can see it on youtube) does a great segment on it. It's incredible, actually. Totally recommend it.

KZ, you kick ass! People at work think I'm visiting dominatrix sites...

Ron, I used to give Barbie nipples with little bits of chewed up Big Red gum. That's the first time I've
ever admitted that publicly. Boy, it feels good.

Scoot, lame, right? Ah well, we're the popular kids...

Dep, I showed my kid the baby laughs alot and she was completely speechless. I love how the little girls snap their heads to look when she starts laughing. It's so horror-movieish.

Nitewalk, Actually, I think Lily's still totally into pretend play. She created something totally bizarre with her lite brite yesterday and made a whole world out of it. Hopefully our lack of money to buy toys will enhance her creativity...?

xl, I think it's water. What turns it into milk inside the toy, however, is what wigs me out...

Jack, next time, totally. Mothafuckin comment mod.

Kimber said...

I go back and forth on the circuncision. It seems like a bad idea and people just forgot it was a bad idea, but then I would rather look at and have sex with a circumcized penis, so I don;t want o screw up my boy's sex life... wait, maybe I do... Maybe he'll save himself for a nice girl and never have an STD. Hmmm...
I am now the person responsible for your childs first peek at sodomy and we've never even met. The internet is amazing, isn't it?

Krissyface said...

Yeah, burn in hell, Kim.
Omglol.

Kimber said...

Revenge is sweet eh Kris? I couldn't watch the Penn & Teller video. It made me sick and cry. Poor babies. Now I have to make Mark watch it and see if he still likes the idea.

Micky said...

Krissyface said...
Hey lovers...
Just a quick note; I had to turn comment modification on because apparently there are some crackpots out there
Love, Krissyface


BURN IN HELL,
KRISSYFACE!

BURN IN HELL,
KIMBER!

BURN IN HELL,
SCOOTER!

BURN IN HELL,
JEREMY!

BURN IN HELL,
RKINTN!

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Micky said...

Krissyface said...
Hey lovers...
Just a quick note; I had to turn comment modification on because apparently there are some crackpots out there
Love, Krissyface


BURN IN HELL,
KRISSYFACE!

BURN IN HELL,
KIMBER!

BURN IN HELL,
SCOOTER!

BURN IN HELL,
JEREMY!

BURN IN HELL,
RKINTN!

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Micky said...

Krissyface said...
Hey lovers...
Just a quick note; I had to turn comment modification on because apparently there are some crackpots out there
Love, Krissyface


BURN IN HELL,
KRISSYFACE!

BURN IN HELL,
KIMBER!

BURN IN HELL,
SCOOTER!

BURN IN HELL,
JEREMY!

BURN IN HELL,
RKINTN!

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Micky said...

Krissyface said...
Hey lovers...
Just a quick note; I had to turn comment modification on because apparently there are some crackpots out there
Love, Krissyface


BURN IN HELL,
KRISSYFACE!

BURN IN HELL,
KIMBER!

BURN IN HELL,
SCOOTER!

BURN IN HELL,
JEREMY!

BURN IN HELL,
RKINTN!

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Micky said...

Krissyface said...
Hey lovers...
Just a quick note; I had to turn comment modification on because apparently there are some crackpots out there
Love, Krissyface


BURN IN HELL,
KRISSYFACE!

BURN IN HELL,
KIMBER!

BURN IN HELL,
SCOOTER!

BURN IN HELL,
JEREMY!

BURN IN HELL,
RKINTN!

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Micky said...

Krissyface said...
Hey lovers...
Just a quick note; I had to turn comment modification on because apparently there are some crackpots out there
Love, Krissyface


BURN IN HELL,
KRISSYFACE!

BURN IN HELL,
KIMBER!

BURN IN HELL,
SCOOTER!

BURN IN HELL,
JEREMY!

BURN IN HELL,
RKINTN!

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Micky said...

Krissyface said...
Hey lovers...
Just a quick note; I had to turn comment modification on because apparently there are some crackpots out there
Love, Krissyface


BURN IN HELL,
KRISSYFACE!

BURN IN HELL,
KIMBER!

BURN IN HELL,
SCOOTER!

BURN IN HELL,
JEREMY!

BURN IN HELL,
RKINTN!

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Micky said...

Krissyface said...
Hey lovers...
Just a quick note; I had to turn comment modification on because apparently there are some crackpots out there
Love, Krissyface


BURN IN HELL,
KRISSYFACE!

BURN IN HELL,
KIMBER!

BURN IN HELL,
SCOOTER!

BURN IN HELL,
JEREMY!

BURN IN HELL,
RKINTN!

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Micky said...

Krissyface said...
Hey lovers...
Just a quick note; I had to turn comment modification on because apparently there are some crackpots out there
Love, Krissyface


BURN IN HELL,
KRISSYFACE!

BURN IN HELL,
KIMBER!

BURN IN HELL,
SCOOTER!

BURN IN HELL,
JEREMY!

BURN IN HELL,
RKINTN!

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Micky said...

Krissyface said...
Hey lovers...
Just a quick note; I had to turn comment modification on because apparently there are some crackpots out there
Love, Krissyface


BURN IN HELL,
KRISSYFACE!

BURN IN HELL,
KIMBER!

BURN IN HELL,
SCOOTER!

BURN IN HELL,
JEREMY!

BURN IN HELL,
RKINTN!

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