Just in time for Christmas. Er...or, Valentine's Day...

Hey lovers...
Just a quick note; I had to turn comment modification on because apparently there are some crackpots out there who like to spam blogs with their weird creepiness. Anyway, if you comment and it doesn't appear right away, don't panic!!! It will! Promise. Hopefully I can turn the modification off soon and we will all may comment freely once again, and all will be right with the world.

Love, Krissyface

Now, on with the show...

So, I'm bored at work again. And you know what that means.
No, I'm not watching internet porn. That's what you guys do.

No, no, no sillies!!!I'm scouring the youtube for some of the strangest videos I can find, so that I may creep you all out with them!

Today we take have a peek at some of the most wack-ass toys ever. Remember Kenner?
Have a look!

This is freaking kick ass.
Is this the most bizarre doll ever? I am now going to go on an ebay manhunt for this horror show so that I can scare future generations of little Krissyface girls with it...



How about this one? I know I always wanted to practice milking on a toy...cow.



I don't think he's circumcised.


This looks fun. But not at all. You can tell the ad agency reallllly burned the midnight oil trying to figure out a way to market this one and make it seem...not lame.



She's really into...trolls?