Sunday, February 15, 2009

I just wanna clarify...

Red Bull does not, in fact, give you wings.

I am knocking one back presently as I rub my eyes and pinch my own hiney to try and stay awake to make it out for a night with the ladies.

And the only place I feel compelled to fly to is my bathtub.

15 comments:

One of us is a troll. said...

Red Bull is all right, but Monster tastes better.

Jack said...

You must be drinking it wrong. And try pinching your 'giney instead.

ty bluesmith said...

drink like three in a row.

Just Sayin' said...

You have to add Vodka to it silly!

jeremy said...

what about baton rouge?

Wow, that was awkward said...

I don't think vodka even helps that crap. Did you rally or were the ladies all muttering "who invited krissyface?"

Kimber said...

Energy drinks make Scooters leg bounce like it has it's own electric chair.
So - I accidentally rejected your latest comment on my blog, but quoted it in my own comment. Sorry bout that - blame the preggo brain!

Krissyface said...

Scoot, I haven't had Monster. Does THAT give you wings? Because I am not trying it if I'm not getting the fucking wings.

Jack, But pinching my giney would hurt. Besides, what if I accidentally pinched the piercing?

Ty, No. No I will not.

Just Sayin'...Ohhhhh. Right.
But I heard that like makes you trip balls and stuff.

Jeremy, I would most certainly like to fly there. But, see, I got no wings.

Awkward, Dude, I was welcomed with open arms. AS USUAL...

Kim, I get that shaking leg thing. But it's actually Restless Legs Syndrome. I swear to god, it's a real thing. I need to shake my legs. It sucks and makes me look like I have tourettes.

Prunella Jones said...

I agree, Red Bull sucks and tastes kinda mediciney. Monster does taste better, but if you really want wings you'll skip the energy drinks altogether and just sniff some glue like I do.

They say it causes brain damage but I haven't noticed any.

Prunella Jones said...

Didn't I just comment? Where'd it go? Where am I?

Krissyface said...

Pru, you've sold me. What kind of glue?

wait, what?

xl said...

Uh, piercing?

Joyless Prole said...

I always thought of women's periods from those commercials. I mean, tampons with wings. Red wings. Jesus christ, a bunch of sick fucking perverts work for redbull's marketing division.

Joyless Prole said...

Pru - but you always use elmer's glue. All that does is make me talk like mr ed.

Effortlessly Average said...

Geez, you need a disclaimer before posting this kind of thing. Bathtub? Pinching your hiney? Multiple girls? Makes a single guy's thought turn to impurity!

heh.