Girl #1 (largely caboosed, wearing ill-advised stretchy pants, extremely Staten Island-accented):
So, are you going out with him tonight?
Girl #2 (sipping coffee, smoothing hair, might be a midget):
Yeah. He got tickets to a show from one of his clients.
Oh! That's cool. This is the guy with no neck right? But you might like him?
No, no, no. He totally has a neck.
1 day ago