Somebody posted this on their blog and I thought it was a fun, silly way to keep my eyelids open at 1 AM while I pour Clear Eyes into them and blink at the screen, which is starting to resemble something out of Fear And Loathing.
Hey! So here are a few that I came up with:
My rent is later than yours.
Awaiting book deal, I blog.
But I think this one's my personal fave:
Girl loved, lost, healed, kicked ass.
So, darlings,
What's your six-word memoir?
This SHIT is BANANAS
4 years ago
22 comments:
The Blank Screen Fears me.
do they all have to be exactly six words? because if so, that's probably why you don't have that book deal; publishers are a picky lot, you know...
Pitiful loser not really major loss
Steve, Ooooo...Ominous.
Jeremy, You're probably right. Did you hear me say that? Bask in it, because you won't hear it again.
Ron, That's terribly sad. Sad, sad, sad.
I was lost. Kim Found Me.
Scoot, that's swoony. Sigh.
laughed and lived loudly. Drank accordingly.
hapless youth wasted on moron. sigh.
Here I swoon, for the Scoot.
wang a dang dang, sweet poontang!
I SEDUCE VIRGINS: THE PRUNELLA JONES STORY
Well, that's seven words but only six if you ignore the "the".
Ted, sounds like a life well-lived.
Kate, do you need an intervention?
Kim, what's wrong with swooning? It's adorable.
Mr. U, you're such a sex maching.
Pru, Hey! I seduce virgins too! Well, I did when I was 18. You could change it to I SEDUCE VIRGINS: PRUNELLA JONES's STORY...There. Nothing like putting that English degree to good use.
I meant sex MACHINE. Not MACHING. What's a sex maching? Sounds S&M-y.
Sex maching: Sounds S&M-y, smells worse.
I thought you were posessed by the spirit of roman maroni.
Either this:
fresh salsa, cold margarita, my favorites
or this:
he's intense, but I like it
Pronto, ewwww.
Mr. U, you didnt. You continually impress me with your fargin cool factor. Hey! Nice house!
Jespur, I like the margaritas one. Intense, really? You must tell us about that...
admit it or not, i'm right.
bronco
I was misunderstood-It's all good.
How about:
Happily surprised to find sweet love.
Everyone loves Jack. Or not, whatever.
Cut too shallow; hands won't work.
All it takes is good pills.
Awesome, awesome, awesome, awesome, super awesome.
Sorry, that never happened before. Really.
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