Sunday, June 1, 2008

Six-Word Memoir

Somebody posted this on their blog and I thought it was a fun, silly way to keep my eyelids open at 1 AM while I pour Clear Eyes into them and blink at the screen, which is starting to resemble something out of Fear And Loathing.

Hey! So here are a few that I came up with:

My rent is later than yours.

Awaiting book deal, I blog.


But I think this one's my personal fave:

Girl loved, lost, healed, kicked ass.

So, darlings,

What's your six-word memoir?

22 comments:

Sproactually said...

The Blank Screen Fears me.

jeremy said...

do they all have to be exactly six words? because if so, that's probably why you don't have that book deal; publishers are a picky lot, you know...

Warped Mind of Ron said...

Pitiful loser not really major loss

Krissyface said...

Steve, Ooooo...Ominous.

Jeremy, You're probably right. Did you hear me say that? Bask in it, because you won't hear it again.

Ron, That's terribly sad. Sad, sad, sad.

Scooter said...

I was lost. Kim Found Me.

Krissyface said...

Scoot, that's swoony. Sigh.

TED VELVET said...

laughed and lived loudly. Drank accordingly.

sparsely kate said...

hapless youth wasted on moron. sigh.

Kimber said...

Here I swoon, for the Scoot.

Mister Underhill said...

wang a dang dang, sweet poontang!

Prunella Jones said...

I SEDUCE VIRGINS: THE PRUNELLA JONES STORY

Well, that's seven words but only six if you ignore the "the".

Krissyface said...

Ted, sounds like a life well-lived.

Kate, do you need an intervention?

Kim, what's wrong with swooning? It's adorable.

Mr. U, you're such a sex maching.

Pru, Hey! I seduce virgins too! Well, I did when I was 18. You could change it to I SEDUCE VIRGINS: PRUNELLA JONES's STORY...There. Nothing like putting that English degree to good use.

Krissyface said...

I meant sex MACHINE. Not MACHING. What's a sex maching? Sounds S&M-y.

Pronto said...

Sex maching: Sounds S&M-y, smells worse.

Mister Underhill said...

I thought you were posessed by the spirit of roman maroni.

jespur said...

Either this:

fresh salsa, cold margarita, my favorites

or this:

he's intense, but I like it

Krissyface said...

Pronto, ewwww.

Mr. U, you didnt. You continually impress me with your fargin cool factor. Hey! Nice house!

Jespur, I like the margaritas one. Intense, really? You must tell us about that...

jeremy said...

admit it or not, i'm right.

Kimber said...

bronco
I was misunderstood-It's all good.
How about:
Happily surprised to find sweet love.

Jack said...

Everyone loves Jack. Or not, whatever.

Cut too shallow; hands won't work.

All it takes is good pills.

Big Momma Pimpalishisness said...

Awesome, awesome, awesome, awesome, super awesome.

Obesio said...

Sorry, that never happened before. Really.