I've reached that inevitable point in the summer where I am seriously toying with the idea of chopping off all my hot girl hair.
I am fighting the urge though, because it's where I hold my power, man. I store all my charms up inside it, my feminine wiles, if you will. I like tossing it about when I'm having a conversation, or idly twisting a piece around my finger when I'm deep in thought. I like sitting in the sun and pulling apart all my split ends.
And I think that my poor neck would object if I were to take away the very thing I sweep off it so that it may be kissed.
It might object rather loudly.
But summer makes me crazy. I just hate having heavy piles of not-curly-not-straight hair sitting on my shoulders like a fur stole, trying to suffocate my soul.
And so I start toying with the idea of making it all go away.
So, I thought of some ideas. Did some browsing on the Google Image for celebrity hairstyle inspirations.
Kristin Crackity Winehouse Hair. Think of the charms you could store up in that!
Hillary Kristin. (Obama for Change!)
Scientology Rocks! Kristin Holmes/Cruise
I'm having a thought right now...I need to start working again. Surely there must be some better use I could make of Photoshop.
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