Girl #1 (largely caboosed, wearing ill-advised stretchy pants, extremely Staten Island-accented):
So, are you going out with him tonight?
Girl #2 (sipping coffee, smoothing hair, might be a midget):
Yeah. He got tickets to a show from one of his clients.
Girl #1:
Oh! That's cool. This is the guy with no neck right? But you might like him?
Girl #2:
No, no, no. He totally has a neck.
A Time To Go
5 years ago
12 comments:
staten island smells like garbage.
And who says New Yawkers aren't intelligent?
Well, yeah, but I had to fight a moose for my parking spot today.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Let me guess... Jodi and that jerk-off two seats to my left
Meh.
Damn, that's funny
Having a neck; that's always a good first step. From there, I guess you just work your way down. If he has two knees, it's a go.
Let's hope they don't breed.
Ty, It does, indeed. Probably because of all the landfills. and gross people.
Now, I suppose that was somewhat uncalled-for.
Anon, I didn't.
Scoot, seriously? Did you snap a pic?
KZ, exactly.
String, nope but it might as well have been ... I think there might actually be more admins here now than bankers.
Jack, Youh?
Boo, Don't I know it.
LL, I agree that the neck is extremely important. Otherwise, where would you put the hickies?
Nite, oh but you SO know they will.
a turkeyneck?
Your descriptions of the people are classic. You should write a book.
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