Sunday, February 10, 2008

Nuggets of wisdom from Lily Alice, Part V



Lily: "Mama, if you have another baby, I want you to get that stroller that has the platform so I can stand on it and talk to the baby".

Mom: "Oh, honey. You know what? I might not have another baby. If I do, it won't be for quite a few years. Like maybe when you're in junior high school."

Lily: "That will be fun!"

Mom: "Yeah. It might be."

Lily: "Well, I really want you to have a baby. So I'm going to ask God to give you a baby."

Mom: "OK."

Lily: "I'm gonna call God on my cell phone and ask him."

3 comments:

Shambhu said...

I'm glad Lily doesn't know me. I wouldn't care for any calls like that on my behalf!

I'm Scooter, but I might be a troll. said...

Um, pray tell, what is God's phone number? That sounds like a good one to have in your contacts list.

Anonymous said...

how the hell did she know "god" was my old cb handle?

fate, pro'ly.