Oh me. Oh my. It's 1:30 in the morning and I am at work. I have that sharp edge one only gets when one is disturbingly lacking in sleep. I'm edgy. Edgy and sharp. Like I'm a razor blade, baby. I'm the sticky sharp point of a pin. I'll cut you, I will.
Just to bug myself out more, I'm sitting in semi-darkness with my noise-cancelling headphones on. The cleaning lady just came to change the garbage and the sound of the empty can hitting the floor, thwack, startled me so hard I bolted upright in my chair, my fight-or-flight instinct clearly intact, my heart beating so hard it threatened to gallop right up my throat and out my frigging mouth. Goddamn.
I think it's safe to say she don't love the nightlife.
(But she's still got to boogie in the disco rouuuuund)
This SHIT is BANANAS
4 years ago
14 comments:
Hmmm.. so was it fight or flight??? LOL That poor cleaning lady just doing her job one late night and all of a sudden some lady wearing headphones jumps out of the darkness and starts beating her up, what a shame...
I always hated 2nd shift.
I'm just getting started on face book, but its sort of intresting.
You'll have to let me know how things are going with the ex.. its a long tedious process.
"An Astoria cleaning woman was found stuffed inside a ventilation shaft this morning. The only clue to the identity of her attacker is an ABBA album found wedged between her thighs."
That was the news report that jumped into my mind, first thing. I'm a sick bastard, Kris.
you're sticky alright.
sharp is debatable.
i was kinda thinkin' more.....
blunt but cute....
just sayin'
I woulda had a heart attack.
Ron,
It was almost flight. I'm a lover, not a fighter.
Steve,
2nd shift has its benefits. Getting to hang more with Lil, for one. Downside? I'm totally exhausted when I hang out with Lil. ack.
We shall chat on the facebook about the ex. Things are going well.
Scoot,
that is hostile, stuffing an ABBA record between someone's thighs...like, LIKE MY MUSIC!!! TAKE THAT, BITCH!!!
Maybe a Pat Benatar record, but never ABBA. Ya know?
Jeremy,
I am quite sticky. Especially when I get gum in my hair, which happens often.
Pronto,
Blunt, definitely. Cute? At 2 AM? Oh hell, absolutely.
Cat,
I thought I was. Having a heart attack. It was horrid.
Try taking some melatonin and 5htp. It takes me down pretty easily.
Mr. U...what's 5htp? that sounds like something a bodybuilder would take to "bulk up".
It is a serotonin precursor. It does sort of what prozac does without the side effects, and makes you sleepy.
What do you do?
Jack, I'm a graphic designer. I work nights at a bank. It's a weird job. But I'm a weird girl.
Freak.
;^)
Last time i was at work that late, I swear, I thought I was seeing aliens hiding behind every corner.
Things are a little scary when you're by yourself on a huge, deserted campus.
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