ME! ME! ME!!!
I've been tagged by Memphis Steve.
You all know I love this shit, because it just enables me to continue my diatribe about my favorite topic, MYSELF, even if no one is listening...
7 things I plan to do before I die
1. Get my ass to Europe
2. Do the Mastercleanse for the full 10 days without wanting to kick someone's ass or consume mass amounts of Tostitos
3. Cry at Lily's graduation/wedding/stage debut on Broadway
4. Buy a house
5. Publish a book
6. Learn to speak another language fluently
7. Sing live karaoke with a full backup band
7 things I can do
1. Be a really good friend
2. Bake bread. And make margaritas. At once.
3. Oral sex
4. Crack wise
5. A backbend
6. Speak up for what I believe in
7. Express emotion freely (very)
7 things I cannot do
1. Jog (why would anyone?)
2. Play Scramble on Facebook (WHAT.THE.FUCK?)
3. Take care of my gerbils
4. Drink like I used to
5. Stop myself from saying stupid things (sometimes)
6. A split, though I've always wanted to
7 things that attract me to the opposite sex
1. Sense of humor
5. A tendency to like taking off his clothes and having sex
6. Great taste in music (read: Likes ABBA)
7. Red hair
7 things I say most often
1. That's so kick ass
2. Oh, suck it
4. That was really good for me, too
5. Do I have something in my teeth?
6. Can you please take your hand off my ass?
7. I'm sleepy
7 celebrity crushes
1. Joseph Fiennes
2. Kate Winslet
3. John Cusack
4. Peter Krause
5. Steve from Blues Clues
I can't think of anyone else, really.
7 people who need to do this
This one's just because. Happy Saturday, lovers!!!
The Blizzard of '17
4 days ago