I've been tagged by Memphis Steve.
You all know I love this shit, because it just enables me to continue my diatribe about my favorite topic, MYSELF, even if no one is listening...
7 things I plan to do before I die
1. Get my ass to Europe
2. Do the Mastercleanse for the full 10 days without wanting to kick someone's ass or consume mass amounts of Tostitos
3. Cry at Lily's graduation/wedding/stage debut on Broadway
4. Buy a house
5. Publish a book
6. Learn to speak another language fluently
7. Sing live karaoke with a full backup band
7 things I can do
1. Be a really good friend
2. Bake bread. And make margaritas. At once.
3. Oral sex
4. Crack wise
5. A backbend
6. Speak up for what I believe in
7. Express emotion freely (very)
7 things I cannot do
1. Jog (why would anyone?)
2. Play Scramble on Facebook (WHAT.THE.FUCK?)
3. Take care of my gerbils
4. Drink like I used to
5. Stop myself from saying stupid things (sometimes)
6. A split, though I've always wanted to
7. Accessorize
7 things that attract me to the opposite sex
1. Sense of humor
2. Empathy
3. Brains
4. Openness
5. A tendency to like taking off his clothes and having sex
6. Great taste in music (read: Likes ABBA)
7. Red hair
7 things I say most often
1. That's so kick ass
2. Oh, suck it
3. Huh?
4. That was really good for me, too
5. Do I have something in my teeth?
6. Can you please take your hand off my ass?
7. I'm sleepy
7 celebrity crushes
1. Joseph Fiennes
2. Kate Winslet
3. John Cusack
4. Peter Krause
5. Steve from Blues Clues
I can't think of anyone else, really.
7 people who need to do this
1. Kate
2. Cat
3. Jack
4. Jeremy
5. Kara
6. Chele
7. Momma
This one's just because. Happy Saturday, lovers!!!
15 comments:
damn that #6. i was so close...
There are several #6s.
Be more specific, red.
If you are good at performing oral sex while doing a backbend and making a margarita, you are ideed a really good friend.
He means ABBA.
You can do a back bend, but will you call me back? I can do the frug.
No one ever tags me anymore.
Underhill, I never tell a lie. I am a good friend indeed.
Jack, I DID tag you, mofo. Wait, didn't I?
Tag.
I cannot do the smurf.
Damm, that looks like Stone Ridge
That is is, Steve. The corner store right behind me. Keybank to the right.
I'm pinching this!!
Kate, you were the first person I tagged...you don't have to pinch it! My gift to you.
You just put that red hair thing in there to try and hide your deep,overwhelming and totally sickening love for me. I'm empathetic enough to understand how you feel. I won't judge you.
Awwww. Me loves that picture of you and babes.
You are an amazing woman, woman.
Personally until you prove to me that you can do all those things I won't believe it!! ;)
My bread comes in red does that count?
Time out. Am I the Cat you refer too in the taggies?
I never know, cuz there are a blue million of us Cat types out here bloggin up the internetz.
Aw Ted, I hate to burst your bubble...so I won't.
Cat, methanks you. And yes, you're the lady I tagged.
Ron, I do love a challenge...
Honkeie, wait, what?
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