Friday, August 15, 2008

I have to tell you this

Well, I'm getting ready for a weekend of fun and relaxation in my bed.
So, if you don't hear from me for a few days, you'll live. I promise.

One time, I got a paper cut in my eye.

Seriously, I was working this shit job as a temp and was in a pissy mood, stuffing envelopes and the corner of a piece of paper grazed my cornea.

Immediately I got that panicked feeling, like, oh shit, this is bad. I felt like there were 5 dozen eyelashes stuck to my eyeball and I couldn't stop rubbing it. Mey eyeball ached, oh boy did it ache.

I went to the emergency room and the doctor put these drops in my eye that made my pupil blow up to twice its size (pupils that large have not been seen on me since college. Ahem.)

So I looked like a crazy person with one giant eye, and had to ride home on the subway like that.

I'm so glad I got that off my chest.

Happy Friday, M'lovelies!!!

9 comments:

Warped Mind of Ron said...

Those eyedrops would be sooo fun! Get one crazy eye going, drool a bit and mess up your hair and play the crazy person. LOL

catscratch said...

I hate those eye drops. They sting like a bitch.

Anyway, rest, relax, play, getcha some.

Have a great weekend, darlin!

Jack said...

The Humpty Dance
Is your chance
To do The Hump!

Pronto said...

i think now envelope stuffers are required by law to wear protective eyewear.

maybe you had something to do with that????

SPARSELY KATE said...

ouch. I winced and blinked in sympahthy.

Scooter said...

It's better than being anally impaled on a dive stick.

Krissyface said...

Ron, I hope they sell them on the black market. Because I've got a really good black market eyedrop connection. You want in?

Cat, got me some. Over and out. Sigh.

Jack, Yes. What? Oh, sex. Amen to that, brother.

Pronto, yes. Yes, that was me.

Scoot, is there something you wanna tell us? It's ok, you're among friends.

Kate, how I appreciate that.

MsPuddin said...

huge pupils are hot! what are you talking about? hmmmm, maybe you should join the cast of jackass 2.

Mister Underhill said...

Holy shit, that's crazy!