Well, I'm getting ready for a weekend of fun and relaxation in my bed.
So, if you don't hear from me for a few days, you'll live. I promise.
One time, I got a paper cut in my eye.
Seriously, I was working this shit job as a temp and was in a pissy mood, stuffing envelopes and the corner of a piece of paper grazed my cornea.
Immediately I got that panicked feeling, like, oh shit, this is bad. I felt like there were 5 dozen eyelashes stuck to my eyeball and I couldn't stop rubbing it. Mey eyeball ached, oh boy did it ache.
I went to the emergency room and the doctor put these drops in my eye that made my pupil blow up to twice its size (pupils that large have not been seen on me since college. Ahem.)
So I looked like a crazy person with one giant eye, and had to ride home on the subway like that.
I'm so glad I got that off my chest.
Happy Friday, M'lovelies!!!
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