Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Way to go, Exxon Mobil!!!

Wow! I was thinking that if Exxon Mobil can make $12,000 a second, surely there's hope for me to somehow squeeze myself over the poverty line. I mean, I'm really inspired by them. It makes me think about my own earning potential, ya know?

Thing is, there's really only one thing I can do, talentwise, that could potentially earn me that kind of cash. Can y'all guess what it is?

11 comments:

Warped Mind of Ron said...

I'm guessing you are really good with math and plan on hitting Vegas and counting cards. I wouldn't do it if you are because they can be really mean if they catch you...

jeremy said...

you're a woman, so i'm guessing it's either doing laundry or washing dishes.

Scooter said...

Exxon Mobil also happens to be one of the highest taxed corporations in the history of the planet.

Moreover, with solar, wind, nuclear, lithium batteries, investment into the national electrical grid, investment into mass transit, the creation of microbes able to eat cellulose and turn it into ethanol (grass clipping cocktails, anyone?), people moving to "walkable" cities (Like New York), and myriad other competitors to petroleum, expect Exxon Mobil to post a loss in your lifetime.

Always remember Kris, the here and now is not the way things will always be.

Sproactually said...

OMG.. your a CEO of a company, how did I miss that!!!!!

Come north this weekend, its the German Alps Festival at Hunter this weekend. Cold beer, fried food and a sky ride.

What time should I get you at the train staion in Poughkeepsie?

Krissyface said...

Ron, good guess. But I'm terrible at math.

Jeremy, the elastic on that joke's been stretched a little far, don't you think? Time to come up with some new material. Mwah.

Scoot, Well, of course they're highly taxed. Because they make more money than anyone else on the planet. Their profits exceed the budget of many small countries. I think that's pretty stinky.

Oh, Steve, forever trying to lure me back to the place I narrowly escaped...always dangling that carrot...

Jack said...

I hear you can make a really bitchin' lanyard.

Krissyface said...

Jack, yes. Yes, I can. It made me very popular at summer camp. That, and being slutty.

catscratch said...

OMG.... These boys.... laundry??? Dishes??? Card Counting??

I made my million being the star stripper at the Corn Pone.

Jack said...

Slutty sounds wrong on you, like you've adopted someone else's term. You're just you. A hot, young thing with a lanyard hanging out of every guy's pocket.

Sproactually said...

I can alwasys up the carrot to a margarita.

Prunella Jones said...

I'm betting your talent is yodeling. those chicks can make some serious cash in......um....Switzerland?