Well, it's finally official.
After several summers of blowing off the threats, Coney Island is finally conceding to the big bad condo tycoons and closing Astroland for good. On SUNDAY.
This seems rather sudden, and as a result, I find it jarring and I don't really know how to react.
Thankfully, I got my fill of giant, bong-sized frozen Pina Coladas on the boardwalk, tattooed midgets at the sideshow, and needle-sticks on the beach to last me quite a long time. The memories will keep me warm at night as we enter into the cold, cold winter without Astroland.
So, I leave you with this fuzzy memory. Also, it has a gratuitous boob shot. So stop complaining that I don't do anything for you.
Happy weekend, sex perverts!
PS I was just told that this freaking embed isn't working. So if you want to see the boobs video, click here.
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