Monday, December 15, 2008

It's a Christmas miracle!



Wheeeee!

It's a new week, and I still have a job. It's 65 degrees outside (WHAT?!), yes, it fucking is, and I'm determined to let the sunshine in. I'm about to take a lunch break and go enjoy the Christmas finery glittering along 5th avenue, while licking an ice cream cone in short shorts and flip flops.

These are strange times, indeed.

This weekend Lily and I found the only theater in New York City that was still showing "High School Musical 3" and I stuffed my purse with juice boxes, pirates booty and smoked almonds (my lame version of movie junk food). Dude, that movie was so freaking good. It just made me totally giddy. And I deserves some fucking giddy. Lil and I were dancing in our seats and clapping like maniacs. I swear to god I was a gay man in a past life.

22 comments:

nitewalk6 said...

Congrats on still having employment.
Do gay guys go straight to see that movie?

The Self-Deprechaun said...

Krissyface you are a sap but adored. This sounded like my ultimate fantasy: licking an ice cream cone in short shorts and flip flops on my way to High School Musical 3!

Add in a mesh shirt to the couture and i'm going to have to change my pants right now at work.

Krissyface said...

thanks dudes. And no WAY gay guys need to go straight during that movie. Quite the contrary; in certain screenings, I heard they were giving out astroglide at the door.

Seriously though. I love the gays. I do. I'm here all week, folks.

The Third String said...

You bitch. How dare you talk about ice cream at this tender moment... :) Just kidding. 'tis a good thing. Indeed a good thing. More weirdness forshadowing the great work to come in 2009. Where do you wanna start?

xl said...

[Cue Mormon Tabernacle Choir singing naughty version of The Hallelujah Chorus]

Well, congrats on the job!

Krissyface said...

String...after I posted it I though, ah shit, that's gonna hit a nerve.

Sorry, my friend. But at least I cushioned the blow with a short shorts reference.

xl, I never heard that version!

Booya said...

Short shorts? :)

Warped Mind of Ron said...

What flavor ice cream? I like ice cream!!!

So@24 said...

Pirates booty = greatest movie theater snack

jeremy said...

when i think of ice cream, i always think of this.

Sproactually said...

You can't get your pants on, but short shorts are okay.

Cool :-)

Will you be visting "upstate" at all? Most of us have power again...

Jack said...

You're not a gay man in this life?

::::wifemothermaniac:::: said...

haha, very lame movie food! I'm ordinarily pretty crunchy granola raw kale smoothies for breakfast when it comes to food, but at the theater, so much health food, sheesh! Well sounds like you two had a super time, so there ya go. Sweet post :)

Prunella Jones said...

I'm so jealous! It's 26 degrees here with icy rain.

Krissyface said...

Booya, I know. I'm just playing with y'all. It wasn't that warm.

Ron, Pistachio. Of course.

SO--nice to see you! Welcome back, my friend.

J, that's disgusting.

Steve, It's called building a fantasy. Go with it.

Jack, Last I checked, I had a vagina. But in all other areas, total gay man. Yes.

WMM, MMMMMM....Kale smoothies...

Pru, See? That's what I mean. It's warmer in NY than in Tennessee? That's fucked. Really fucked.

jeremy said...

not as disgusting as this.

Jack said...

Vagina, you say? Prove it.

Krissyface said...

OK, Jack...

you asked for it.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/krrrista/2286455954/

Memphis Steve said...

I'm glad that you still have a job. I know how that feels, watching body after body being dragged outside and wondering when it's going to be your turn. It's foggy as London here and oddly warm. It rained all night and all morning. Winter is apparently very confused.

Jack said...

No wonder you get so horny. That thing's got a mind of its own!

kay zee said...

Glad to see things are looking up.

We always say "christmas miracle" at our place.

EVERYTHING is a miracle around this time of year ;)

Jack said...

lol @ fagotronic.