Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Quite the conundrum

Well, I just went to the ladies room at work.

And there, in the stall I generally frequent (third one in...never, EVER use the first one; it is, statistically speaking, the one used most often and, in my opinion, the one most likely to give you crabs), I saw the strangest thing.

Behind the toilet was a big piece of lettuce.

Now. How the heck'd that get there????

Inquiring minds want to know.

Thoughts?

18 comments:

kay zee said...

Eating on the john?

Booya said...

High fiber diet?

Krissyface said...

Blegh.

Scooter said...

Somebody had their lunch break in the stall, because it is the only place that she could find quiet and solace away from all of the soul sucking androids she has to sit next to in a room with eight hours a day, five days a week.

A toilet is her place of Zen. How... sad.

jeremy said...

i've found that, in most offices, the bathroom stall is really the only place you can go to get a nice tossed salad.

Sarah said...

I dont even want to think about food in the bathroom. Ack!

xl said...

Yuck. But could have been something far worse, like a soggy Big Mac®!

Warped Mind of Ron said...

You should have looked around the bathroom more, maybe you would have found some buns, bacon and tomatoes. Just for the record never trust anything that looks like mayo that is in a bathroom.

nitewalk6 said...

Alternative ass wipe? Soothing and cool for hemmoroids.

Funny you mention using a specific stall... our men's room has 4 stalls and most all the guys use the handicap one. I think they think nobody else uses it. I get my choice of the other three knowing they are fresh and clean (janitorial leaves the seats up when clean).

Sproactually said...

Flush twice, its a long way to Jersey City.

And we all wonder how we are getting e-coli.

Prunella Jones said...

It's actually an eco tampon. Thanks, I was wondering where I left that.

Jack said...

Pop-up Video said that the first stall is statistically the cleanest. People don't tend to want to shit in the most convenient place, but they do like to do it a bit away from people.

The Third String said...

Third stall in you say? That was the one I used for peeping yesterday. Had a really good turkey sandwich but I wasn't in the mood for lettuce. It seems I forgot to bring it with me. Hope you saved it! If so, please drop it by my desk this morning.

ty bluesmith said...

maybe it was like one of those giant lettuce leaves they give you at wendy's. those things are gross.

Krissyface said...

I know that you can cabbage leaves on your breasts if they are engorged when you're breastfeeding. So maybe a woman on my floor is pumpking milk in there.

If that's the case, it's fucked up. Pumping milk on the toilet. Gross.

Krissyface said...

And Ty, why the fuck can't I leave comments on your blog? No fair.

Memphis Steve said...

It was for the rabbits. Duh!

Warped Mind of Ron said...

Women put cabbage leaves on their breats??? It strangely changes my dislike of cabbage leaves somehow.