Well, I just went to the ladies room at work.
And there, in the stall I generally frequent (third one in...never, EVER use the first one; it is, statistically speaking, the one used most often and, in my opinion, the one most likely to give you crabs), I saw the strangest thing.
Behind the toilet was a big piece of lettuce.
Now. How the heck'd that get there????
Inquiring minds want to know.
Thoughts?
This SHIT is BANANAS
4 years ago
18 comments:
Eating on the john?
High fiber diet?
Blegh.
Somebody had their lunch break in the stall, because it is the only place that she could find quiet and solace away from all of the soul sucking androids she has to sit next to in a room with eight hours a day, five days a week.
A toilet is her place of Zen. How... sad.
i've found that, in most offices, the bathroom stall is really the only place you can go to get a nice tossed salad.
I dont even want to think about food in the bathroom. Ack!
Yuck. But could have been something far worse, like a soggy Big Mac®!
You should have looked around the bathroom more, maybe you would have found some buns, bacon and tomatoes. Just for the record never trust anything that looks like mayo that is in a bathroom.
Alternative ass wipe? Soothing and cool for hemmoroids.
Funny you mention using a specific stall... our men's room has 4 stalls and most all the guys use the handicap one. I think they think nobody else uses it. I get my choice of the other three knowing they are fresh and clean (janitorial leaves the seats up when clean).
Flush twice, its a long way to Jersey City.
And we all wonder how we are getting e-coli.
It's actually an eco tampon. Thanks, I was wondering where I left that.
Pop-up Video said that the first stall is statistically the cleanest. People don't tend to want to shit in the most convenient place, but they do like to do it a bit away from people.
Third stall in you say? That was the one I used for peeping yesterday. Had a really good turkey sandwich but I wasn't in the mood for lettuce. It seems I forgot to bring it with me. Hope you saved it! If so, please drop it by my desk this morning.
maybe it was like one of those giant lettuce leaves they give you at wendy's. those things are gross.
I know that you can cabbage leaves on your breasts if they are engorged when you're breastfeeding. So maybe a woman on my floor is pumpking milk in there.
If that's the case, it's fucked up. Pumping milk on the toilet. Gross.
And Ty, why the fuck can't I leave comments on your blog? No fair.
It was for the rabbits. Duh!
Women put cabbage leaves on their breats??? It strangely changes my dislike of cabbage leaves somehow.
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