Monday, April 14, 2008

Are you my daddy?



How PSYCHED am I that you can now get this at the Rite Aid?!!!

http://www.dnatesting.com/paternity/findStores.php

No more embarrassing phone calls to the random guys you hooked up with 9 months ago, asking if they might wanna, you know, meet you down at your doctor's office to drop off a couple vials of blood...



It's just that simple. Thank you lord!

14 comments:

Sproactually said...

It's starting to happen, isn't it? Come on, Fess up, your starting to crack.

Ginormous Boobs said...

Well doesnt this make things way more convenient!

jeremy said...

why can't you just go on the maury povich show like the blacks do?

Krissyface said...

Steve, that moment passed long ago. Starting. Ha ha ha.

Ginormous, I know, right?

Jeremy, I'm going to refrain from response.
But did you know Maury sperminated Connie? Just a little aside...

Chele said...

Hehe the maury show, I would do it on the jerry springer show. The
¨I slept with 3 brother now I dont know which of the is the father.¨
..Obvioulsy I had some free time to think about this.

Pronto said...

Cheek cell samples?

Which cheeks - upper or lower ?

And, just how does one get these samples?

kay zee said...

DNA Testing Collection Kit at Meijer or Rite Aid:
$29.99

Laboratory processing fee:
$119.00

Total cost for DNA Paternity Testing:
$148.99

Finally being able to answer that "Who's your Daddy?" Question:
PRICELESS!

Scooter said...

I really have no idea as to how to respond to this.

Um... I like muffins.

MsPuddin said...

shut up! I better stock up now...::grabs keys and heads out the door::

Mister Underhill said...

Ut on. I'l have to start wearing chainmail whenever I go out in public.

Prunella Jones said...

Cool! Now Mister Underhill will stop denying that he is the father of my little Ozzie Danzig Junior. Ha ha, I've got you now, bitch!

I hope this won't stop the Maury paternity episodes. Those are the greatest.

Krissyface said...

Chele, this might bring the drama of paternity to a screeching halt. Hope not tho.

Pronto, you really want to know?

KZ-I totally agree.

Scooter-that's ok, I have that affect on most men.

Miz P.-right? Maybe they sell them at Costco?

Mr.U-you didn't already?

Pru-He's gonna have a lot of 'splaining to do!

Mighty Dyckerson said...

The cheek scraping sounds painful. Should you leave that to a licensed proctologist?

Pronto said...

Nope - no proctologist needed.

I discovered that Dremel has come out with a specialized attachment for cheek scraping.

Just gotta keep the RPMs low.

Or not....