Friday, April 4, 2008

Vanity. Insanity? Oh, what a calamity.

I've been thinking a lot this week about vanity license plates. And why on earth anyone would get one. Maybe if I drove a car that wasn't a kicked-in Hyundai that smells like ass and old Starbucks, I might feel more inclined to draw people's attention to my vehicle. But I really don't think so.

Generally, my opinion on vanity plates up to this point has been that they are only for men with small penises.

But, my theory on that has been challenged as of late.

Anyway, I digress. If I were to get a vanity plate, what would it say? Maybe "Kicknass" or "krisyfce". I'm not sure.

Here are some good options I found:

The "just introducin' myself" plate:



Plates that define one's various tastes and preferences:









Environmentally conscious (?) plate:



This one though is a personal fave.



So tell me, y'all, what would your vanity plate say?

12 comments:

jeremy said...

ih8abba

Sproactually said...

ROTTEN1

Mighty Dyckerson said...

DYCK U

Scooter said...

SCTRDR

Cindy-Lou said...

Cindybear.

Oh wait, it does.

Krissyface said...

Jeremy, ih8kingdiamond. No, she didn't.

Steve, why are you rotten?

Dyck, Welcome back.

Scoot, what does that say? Spell it out.

CL, Sorry I said you had a small penis.

Scooter said...

Scooter rider.

The first R does double duty.

Sproactually said...

Haha.. I'm not rotten, but my car was.

So next time your driving you rear end smelling Hyundai (if I ever get that drink, I'll bring a 3 pack of little pine trees) think that you could be driving a 94 Beretta with 238,000 miles on it. Laying under that car was scary, really scary.

Ginormous Boobs said...

OMG that Timmay one is AWESOME!

Catscratch Diva said...

PIR8GRL

kay zee said...

you ever see a car with BALLS?

Jack said...

Mine would be blank.