Monday, April 7, 2008

From my cold, dead hands (no, really this time)



Well, the NRA has suffered a great loss. Charlton Heston, their most incomprehensible spokesperson, died on Saturday at the senile old age of 84. I bet his last words were,

Soylent Green is People!!!! IT'S PEOPLE!!!

RIP.

11 comments:

Cap'n said...

B P O - Best Post Ever!!

Short and to the point! BANG BANG he's dead!!!

Does it make me a horrible person to know that I am happy someone is dead?

Ahh who cares. I know I am happier without him. LOL

Krissyface said...

OMG, Cap'n...is that you?
does this mean you've finally blogged again?

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Catscratch Diva said...

Yah, very sad. :(

He was the whip in the 10 Commandments!!

jeremy said...

does this mean there's an open spot with the nra? i'm totally running...

dad said...

Heston was a GREAT AMERICAN just like Reagan! Just ask your grandfather!

Krissyface said...

Cat, I don't know if I'm sad or just...relieved. Kidding. I'm just kidding there. Nobody should go out in the delirium that poor man had to endure. Just not dignified.

Jeremy, I'm surprised you're not a member already. Being from the dirty south and all.

Dad, OMGLOL. Really. But people read this blog so can you push my buttons in private?

Mister Underhill said...

I'm just shocked he wasn't dead already.

Krissyface said...

Underhill, He was definitely brain dead. Did you see Bowling for Columbine?

Scooter said...

In Bowling for Columbine, the man was already suffering noticeable effects from his Alzheimer's disease. He got INVOLVED in politics, and expressed himself as well as he saw fit.

We should all follow THAT example of his life, at the very least.

Kris, you are a good blogger, and a fine mother by all accounts, but I fear we will never agree on politics. But that's OK.

Krissyface said...

Scoot,
S'ok. Vive la difference!