Wednesday, April 2, 2008

She ain't nothin but a dirty dirty stealer

OK, I copped this MEME off Catscratch Diva's blog. If you haven't visited her, I'd wholeheartedly recommend stopping by and taking a read. She's frickin hilar.

Not that I'm feeling uninspired today or anything (quite the opposite), I'm just really busy trying to clean my atrociously filthy apartment, suck roach carcasses into the Dirt Devil (score one for mama! Suck that, you brown-armored bitches!), and running errands on my one weekday off. I have to make veggie chili for dinner guests and it takes a lot of effort to open the cans of beans and tomatoes, throw the contents into the crock pot, then walk away for six hours. Really, my work is just never, ever done.

So. Here. Feel free to steal off me if you like. I'll letcha.

I WANT
To always be surrounded by friends and family who love and support me.

I HAVE
to laugh a lot every day. Or it isn't worth it to get out of bed.

I WISH
I could stop being so impatient and stop to smell the roses more.

I FEAR
Clowns. Not really. I'm not afraid of that many things. I think I'm afraid of losing the people I love. Watching them suffer.

I SEARCH
For beauty in every day life. Corny but true.

I WONDER
When I will die. Or if I ever will. Sometimes I think maybe I'm invincible. But then I get my period and remember that isn't true.
Goddamned cramps.

I REGRET
Not a goddamned thing.

I LOVE
Kissing. Laughing. Good music. Mom and Lil time. Reading good books. Sushi.

I ALWAYS
take a shower every day. Well, most days.

I DANCE
Everywhere, especially the kitchen

I WRITE
All the time. On napkins, on scraps of paper, on this friggin blog. If I don't write, I feel emotionally constipated. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it.

I NEED
A retirement fund. And a good pair of work shoes that don't pinch my fucking toes.

I SHOULD
Do more yoga. Call my mom more.

I AM
Kick ass.

11 comments:

jeremy said...

i'm pretty sure the correct answer for "i want" is actually "my body."

Krissyface said...

Jeremy, I want my own body? Now that's just silly.

jeremy said...

silly, maybe. but so, so hot.

Krissyface said...

Your body or my body?
I wonder if anyone else is going to comment today.

Chele said...

ooh I might just do this one

Krissyface said...

Chele, it's fun, right? Makes you think a lot about yourself, which is of course one of my most favorite things.

caperpi said...

yes, you should call your mother more often.

Krissyface said...

Hi, Mom!

Scooter said...

Kris, thank you for your kind words. I'm very lucky to have Kim, too. So, how goes the roach pogrom?

Krissyface said...

Scoot, I feel like Scarlett wading through the bodies of dead soldiers in Gone With The Wind. It's a great feeling, I must confess.

Catscratch Diva said...

You are super amazing, chickie!