Vanity. Insanity? Oh, what a calamity.

I've been thinking a lot this week about vanity license plates. And why on earth anyone would get one. Maybe if I drove a car that wasn't a kicked-in Hyundai that smells like ass and old Starbucks, I might feel more inclined to draw people's attention to my vehicle. But I really don't think so.

Generally, my opinion on vanity plates up to this point has been that they are only for men with small penises.

But, my theory on that has been challenged as of late.

Anyway, I digress. If I were to get a vanity plate, what would it say? Maybe "Kicknass" or "krisyfce". I'm not sure.

Here are some good options I found:

The "just introducin' myself" plate:



Plates that define one's various tastes and preferences:









Environmentally conscious (?) plate:



This one though is a personal fave.



So tell me, y'all, what would your vanity plate say?