Christmas sucks the life out of parents, man. I am so glad that Lily only asked for a princess watch and a sippy cup. Done. It is impossible to find ANYTHING that our children play with that is not made in China and coated with lead or liquid ecstasy.
It's enough to make me wanna go chop down my own tree, whittle some building blocks out of the wood, and paint them with organic food coloring. I think I'll do that. Tomorrow. I've got time.
The Blizzard of '17
4 days ago