Yes, I've already started to stockpile these "goals" in support of last week's post referencing 2008 kicking the ass of a certain year which is about to end.
Conversation overheard in work cafeteria this morning: Girl 1: He made me sushi last night.
Sushi. Can you believe it? He. Made. Me. Sushi.
Girl 2 (notably impressed): Is he a keeper?
Girl 1: Of course! I plan to be engaged by February.
Girl 2: Did you give him that timeline?
Girl 1: Oh, yes. I thought you knew all about this? We've already picked out the ring
and everything.
Girl 3 (brown-haired single mom with nose ring and clutching hot Starbucks and bagel, muttering under her breath):
Ya. Duh.
Good luck.
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